Once upon a time, there was a dragon with a lot of gold. He also worried a lot about protecting that gold. In fact, he worried so much that he couldn’t breathe fire. He could only fart fire. He then became even more worried by his new condition, so he went to see a doctor.
“Eat tiramisu,” said the doctor, “it will make your tummy colder.”
So, the dragon ate some tiramisu, but it didn’t help. He still farted fire. So, the doctor told him to go to a witch.
“Drink this potion,” said the witch, “it will calm your belly.”
The dragon drank the potion, but it didn’t work. So, the witch told him to visit a construction worker. When he arrived at the construction site, the worker filled the dragon’s butt with concrete.
“That will stop your farting,” the construction worker said!
But it didn’t work. The dragon let out such a powerful fart that the concrete burst! Now the dragon was farting not just fire, but water from the potion and rocks from the concrete too. The construction worker was going to tell him someone else to visit, but at that point the dragon had enough. He was so upset and so tired that he ate the construction worker, the witch, and the doctor.
After that, he went to sleep with a full belly and all his stress was gone. When he woke up, he felt better, and he could breathe fire again.
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